"Some times your the dog, some times your the hydrant"...What? I don't own a hydrant!

Van Atkins billboard in Ripley-
You're back to school headquarters!
I am?

On a homeschool blog-
If you realy want to homeschool, their is allways away...
Not if you spell like that!

And I'm sure you have all seen this one-
Only windshields kills more bugs than we do!
N.C.S.P.

On a grocery store in Tupelo-
No credit cards are excepted in this store.
Well, in that case...

Again, a billboard in Ripley-
Cash for Your,
Paychecks and titles!
Nothing doing! I'm never parting with my Your.


Uh...