Ewoks are cute

I dreamt that Uncle Eddie Jacobs and Sandra Bullock (yes, you heard right. Sandra Bullock and Uncle Eddie) sang You Are My Sunshine together at my old church. With a guitar. Both wearing shades. Standing behind the pulpit with their arms around each other and their eyes closed.

Then, they both put on those weed-eating glasses (you know, the ones with the dorky black rims at the top, and then just plastic at the bottom) and started acting out a Road Runner and Wily Coyote skit. She was Road Runner and he was Wily.

She chased him (which, need I point out? is totally backwards). And then she started chasing Dalton.

Then, out of nowhere, (well, actually, this whole dream is out of nowhere) short figures dressed in yellow robes (like the ones in The Village, except these guys were short. like Ewoks. they resembled Ewoks very strongly), came into the church in a huge army. They were in rows (like an army) and they came forward, one stomp at a time.
Then, all of a sudden, they stopped moving forward and tensed. Something had frightened them!
It was a One-They-Do-Not-Speak-Of.


And then Papa woke me up. Thank God. I did not want to see where that one was going.