i like working, especially if i get paid for it. ...duh.
technology is crazy awesome these days. if you watch sci-fi movies from 5 years ago, their technology is just the same as ours is today. "it's just the same today, it's just the same today..."
"march comes in like a lion, what else? still the snow never melts..."
i like going places where lots of people are. it recharges my battery.
teddy roosevelt
i don't think i'd ever be able to vote with a certain party. i'll probably always be independent.
"i think that i shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree..." or something like that.
i'm almost at the length where i can get another haircut. i'm in the middle of growing my hair out. next stop: lily allen-esque shoulder length hair.
george grant's speech impediments have lessened over the years.
things are always funnier when it's a fat kid. think about it...jumping...running...sliding down the bannister...
my uncle joe digs up dinosaur bones.
i could be a very crafty person if i had the materials. crafty as in...craft lady...not foxy crafty.
alcohol makes me need to use the bathroom.
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hahahaha.
love the part about fat kids. it's soooo true. and the calvin and hobbes. good stuff.
this is just hilarious. i love you.
Alcohol? Why, Elliebird! Don't get TOO Lily Allen-esque on us.
no fear, matt. we're talking about communion ammounts here. :)
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