I promise he doesn't know about domestic iniquity from experience.

Shafer just recently had to learn the preamble to the Constitution for school. Mama was quizzing him, and it went something like this.

Shafer: "..."

Mama: "We."

Shafer. "Oh, right. 'We'. 'We the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect union...'"

Mama: "Es...estab..."

Shafer. "Oh. Right. Establish justice..."

Mama: "Ins..."

Shafer: "Insure domestic iniquity..."

Needless to say, Mama made him work on it some more.