this, my friends, is Yarni the Sheep. 

(Yarni has always been known throughout the herd for his piercing green eyes and aggressive nature. ewes warn their young, "don't let Yarni's car salesman grin fool you. if you look straight into his eyes, he'll think you're making fun of them and bite you.")

he is here today to give us a lesson in stalking.

(it's funny 'cause sheep are basically the least predatory animals ever.)

this is Yarni's cousin, Blanki.

(he is known for his lopsided nostrils and fat legs, as well as his retiring disposition. although he is kind and never wishes to cause anyone harm, he is also somewhat thick-headed and does Yarni's bidding very trustingly.)

he is here to...well, he's just here.


::4 days later::
i'm sorry, but the stalking lesson will have to wait until another day.
Yarni and Blanki had to rush away to see their grandfather who is currently recovering from...you know.
they will join us again someday.