1. Nothing stinks more than that moment during
an argument when you realize you're wrong.
an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. Map Quest really needs to start their directions
on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out
of my own neighborhood.
on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out
of my own neighborhood.
3. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died.
if they told you how the person died.
4. Bad decisions make good stories.
5. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means
I will never wash this - ever.
I will never wash this - ever.
6. I hate when I just miss a call by the
last ring (Hello? Hello? Durn it!), but
when I immediately call back, it rings
nine times and goes to voicemail. What did
you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
last ring (Hello? Hello? Durn it!), but
when I immediately call back, it rings
nine times and goes to voicemail. What did
you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
7. I hate leaving my house confident and
looking good and then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day. What a waste.
looking good and then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day. What a waste.
8. I keep some people's phone numbers in
my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9. The freezer deserves a light as well.
my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9. The freezer deserves a light as well.
10. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I
watched when I was younger and suddenly
realize I had no idea what the heck was going on
when I first saw it.
11. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery
watched when I was younger and suddenly
realize I had no idea what the heck was going on
when I first saw it.
11. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery
bags in each hand than take 2 trips to
bring my groceries in.
bring my groceries in.
12. I have a hard time deciphering the fine
line between boredom and hunger.
line between boredom and hunger.
6 comments:
Number six = most annoying thing ever.
and number one... sometimes i'm actually relieved, but most of the time, it just isn't fun.
#5 ... So true
#6 ... My Mother does that to me... all the time
#10... Have you noticed all the hidden jokes in Disney movies that little kids don't get, but all the adults do? It's almost disturbing
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
go read number 41 on the list....and then laugh.
and for #8....hehe, that's very handy. like when it says Mommy.
#7-- oh, I don't know. . . I kind of love being the intriguing stranger, the anonymous face in the stylish outfit. You know what I mean. I love that the people around me have only my appearance to work from, instead of 10 years of experience with me. I love that I could be any kind of person to them, with any kind of life. It's that feeling you get in an airport or on a bus-- you could be Anybody, going Anywhere. It's delicious.
#7. I have to agree with Margaretta. It's one of the main reasons I love flying. Also, the thing I hate is leaving my house hoping I won't see anyone I know and then seeing 3 or more people I know AND whose opinion of me I care about.
#11 I would rather not carry any groceries into the house. That is one of the top 3 reasons I gave birth without medication a total of 6 times.
#10- watch. pinnochio. so much innapropriateness.
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